Craptions Classics April 13, 2008

The lamest Transformer of all, Wickerbot just turned into a rattan lounge chair.

l3bowsk1

Other Craptions

What can brown do for you?

gamefreakjohnny

[insert toilet joke here] [laugh_age=6yo] [/laugh]

Henry A Lee

"Oh yeah. Well, my Burning Man sculpture shits photographers. Does your Burning Man sculpture thing shit photographers?"

slap_happy

Damnit, why can't they make toliet paper in larger rolls.

fokudome

"Burning Man finds a penny" didn't have the political message of the original.

Henry A Lee

The Annual Search for the Contact Lens Celebration gradually grew in popularity and scale.

Daercoma

In Soviet Russia, scuplture shits YOU!

KGB

Burning Man gets a magnifying glass... vengance ensues

sjg100

Many showed up to witness the ultimate showdown between the crack of dawn and the crack of Larry.

Fairview

Harvesting cyclists wasn't a great job, but anything beats picking cotton.

Fairview

How lawyers are born!

hoodafa-kizit

Smile! Wait...that's not its mouth. Then why is it sticking out its ton- OH DEAR GOD!!!

Crenshaw

It had taken him 3 years to build, and then just when Steve was about to take a photo to send to the Guinness World Records some dick sets off a nuke behind him. Could this day get any worse? Oh yeah...the nuke.

optimus_prime

Plane tickets to Black Rock City: $400 Taxi: $30 Getting the perfect picture of Burning Mans ass: Priceless

gmayo
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