The male pump is quick and simple, but on the female one you'd be lucky just to find the button. Even then, it takes forever to get going.
CorpsyIn Texas everying is bigger, In Iowa everything is just fucking retarded.
dpduderthree minutes later, they were fueling around
namesnatcherPixar was quickly running out of ideas.
Bell110Still not as creepy as the toilets painted the same way.
otown"When I said 'We need Full Service pumps', this isn't what I had in mind at all... but I like the way you think."
ski40Things got really awkward after the breakup.
CorpsyRegular, diesel, or nag.
w4c3yJoel knew they had a ton in common, but he just couldn't work up the courage to go talk to her.
MarcosThe genie laughed as the newlyweds used their last wish on having their love be fueled forver...Man that genie is a dick.
SolomonGrundyNow that he's getting payed $4.00 a gallon, this year he'll get her something a hell of a lot nicer than pearls for the birthday.'
Cracked_AddictLong distance relationships never work.
goodapollo"In Soviet Russia, gas pumps YOU" beat ya to it asshat.
amasonHank tried the old "Yawn-then-reach-around-and-hold-her-shoulders" trick, but then he remembered he had no arms.
batteryChickenBe careful. She likes credit cards.
Corpsy