Craptions Classics April 10, 2008

The male pump is quick and simple, but on the female one you'd be lucky just to find the button. Even then, it takes forever to get going.

Corpsy

Other Craptions

In Texas everying is bigger, In Iowa everything is just fucking retarded.

dpduder

three minutes later, they were fueling around

namesnatcher

Pixar was quickly running out of ideas.

Bell110

Still not as creepy as the toilets painted the same way.

otown

"When I said 'We need Full Service pumps', this isn't what I had in mind at all... but I like the way you think."

ski40

Things got really awkward after the breakup.

Corpsy

Regular, diesel, or nag.

w4c3y

Joel knew they had a ton in common, but he just couldn't work up the courage to go talk to her.

Marcos

The genie laughed as the newlyweds used their last wish on having their love be fueled forver...Man that genie is a dick.

SolomonGrundy

Now that he's getting payed $4.00 a gallon, this year he'll get her something a hell of a lot nicer than pearls for the birthday.'

Cracked_Addict

Long distance relationships never work.

goodapollo

"In Soviet Russia, gas pumps YOU" beat ya to it asshat.

amason

Hank tried the old "Yawn-then-reach-around-and-hold-her-shoulders" trick, but then he remembered he had no arms.

batteryChicken

Be careful. She likes credit cards.

Corpsy
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