Craptions Classics April 09, 2008

Well come on now, if your countries population exceeds a billion sometimes you have to take drastic measures -- sometimes you have to play pool outdoors.


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Laundry day for Skeletor was always an interesting sight.


"God DAMMIT! I turn my back for ONE SECOND and everyone unloads their evidence in MY cart!"


Ribbed for her pleasure.


You know what I hate about ribcages? They're a bitch to stack.

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I wish the Emperor would stop yelling 'Finish Him!'


"What are you gonna do with all those?" "I don't know. Build a little fort or something."


Baby got backs


"Bring out your EXTEREMELY dead."


No, Cracked. That's just disgusting. A guy playing pool on the streets with a bulging erection is too much.


After hearing that Eve was made from Adam's rib, Jack was trying for a whole harem!


Pimp my rickshaw was just silly.


It's the cops! Act casual. Play pool or something.


When it was discovered that the Chinese Jeffrey Dahmer would stop for a game of street pool every day no matter what, some argued he could have been apprehended earlier.

Ken Buddha

That's not the punishment for losing the game, it's the prize.

Henry A Lee
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