Well come on now, if your countries population exceeds a billion sometimes you have to take drastic measures -- sometimes you have to play pool outdoors.

Laundry day for Skeletor was always an interesting sight.

"God DAMMIT! I turn my back for ONE SECOND and everyone unloads their evidence in MY cart!"

Ribbed for her pleasure.

You know what I hate about ribcages? They're a bitch to stack.

I wish the Emperor would stop yelling 'Finish Him!'

"What are you gonna do with all those?" "I don't know. Build a little fort or something."

Baby got backs

"Bring out your EXTEREMELY dead."

No, Cracked. That's just disgusting. A guy playing pool on the streets with a bulging erection is too much.

After hearing that Eve was made from Adam's rib, Jack was trying for a whole harem!

Pimp my rickshaw was just silly.

It's the cops! Act casual. Play pool or something.

When it was discovered that the Chinese Jeffrey Dahmer would stop for a game of street pool every day no matter what, some argued he could have been apprehended earlier.

That's not the punishment for losing the game, it's the prize.