... And now, I will crosbreed them.
Ohm IEAfter years of debted funds, The Special Olympics realized expensive medals "weren't REALLY necessary"
Eternal SuckAfter bronze, Olympic prizes get somewhat less impressive.
TheAnonymousCraptionerNobody realised how bad the New Zealand economy was until their first medal winnder started selling souvenirs on the podium.
Chab GassieOfficer McDermit revealed the contents of the deep-cavity search
BanditWhich one lives and which one dies, Ralph or the Kiwi? It's up to you Spiderman!
CheesusSal took his role very seriously, and the crowd loved him for it. Damn the critics who said it was "only" a puppet show.
hamodIt was generally agreed that Kiwiman, with a stuffed kiwi for a hand and a superhuman flower arranging ability, was the worst superhero ever.
Linux fanevidence of the first successful hand transplant
MattSpare the Earth, Great Lord! I have brought the gifts you requested.
Lord CownostrilTony stared at the ground demoralized, being beaten by a "man" who liked to collect flowers and stuffed toys was surely the end of his career.
GSCnow, who wants to see something REALLY crazy?
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