... And now, I will crosbreed them.

After years of debted funds, The Special Olympics realized expensive medals "weren't REALLY necessary"

After bronze, Olympic prizes get somewhat less impressive.

Nobody realised how bad the New Zealand economy was until their first medal winnder started selling souvenirs on the podium.

Officer McDermit revealed the contents of the deep-cavity search

Which one lives and which one dies, Ralph or the Kiwi? It's up to you Spiderman!

Sal took his role very seriously, and the crowd loved him for it. Damn the critics who said it was "only" a puppet show.

It was generally agreed that Kiwiman, with a stuffed kiwi for a hand and a superhuman flower arranging ability, was the worst superhero ever.

evidence of the first successful hand transplant

Spare the Earth, Great Lord! I have brought the gifts you requested.

Tony stared at the ground demoralized, being beaten by a "man" who liked to collect flowers and stuffed toys was surely the end of his career.

now, who wants to see something REALLY crazy?