Craptions Classics April 03, 2006

... And now, I will crosbreed them.

Ohm IE

Other Craptions

After years of debted funds, The Special Olympics realized expensive medals "weren't REALLY necessary"

Eternal Suck

After bronze, Olympic prizes get somewhat less impressive.


Nobody realised how bad the New Zealand economy was until their first medal winnder started selling souvenirs on the podium.

Chab Gassie

Officer McDermit revealed the contents of the deep-cavity search


Which one lives and which one dies, Ralph or the Kiwi? It's up to you Spiderman!


Sal took his role very seriously, and the crowd loved him for it. Damn the critics who said it was "only" a puppet show.


It was generally agreed that Kiwiman, with a stuffed kiwi for a hand and a superhuman flower arranging ability, was the worst superhero ever.

Linux fan

evidence of the first successful hand transplant


Spare the Earth, Great Lord! I have brought the gifts you requested.

Lord Cownostril

Tony stared at the ground demoralized, being beaten by a "man" who liked to collect flowers and stuffed toys was surely the end of his career.


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