Run, forest, run!

Lawn of the dead.

In Soviet Russia, marijuana rolls YOU.

"So we sprayed our homeless population with mulch. Now they're warm at night, smell better, and people spare them more change cuz they're just so cute and fuzzy."

Soylent green is people!

if gangs have turf wars, does turf have gang wars?

Oh for peat's sake

While they're disguises had worked well in the fields, drawbacks became evident upon entering the city.

Graaaaains...

I for one, bow down to our Marijuana overlords.

This is why the elderly should never be stored in dark, damp places.

Oh, so The Rolling Stones do gather moss.

AARP: To old to learn how make a proper manure-suicide-bomb, to senile to care.

Less known are the Irish Eskimos.

Stephen King's really running out of ideas.