PULL!

Yoda was young once, and a dick.

The Chinese space program had to start somewhere...

Yeah, that's sorta cool, till you find out it's just an invisable biker and another guy on an invisable bike.

The consumers had had enough: Take your lead tainted shit back.

China may have the largest army in the world, but their artillery is a joke.

Translation: Gravity will not take your shit here.

A deleted scene from E.T., where E.T. realized he didn't need Eliot and left him high and dry.

Best. Tour De France. Ever

OH SHIT!

"Happy Thoughts! Happy Thoughts!! HAPPY THOUGHTS!"

I can has serious injury?

The biker begins his desperate cartoonish air-swim to make it back to his bike in time.

MTV's Made: "I Wanna be a Mmodern day Christoper Reeves"

He made a good showing, but the bike beat Steve in the long jump by a good 3 yards.