If that guy had REAL superpowers, he'd summon a Guinness.

Ugh. I can't wait until my Spell of Intoxicating Beverage Summoning rises past level 1. My druid will never get laid summoning this shit.

A person who can magically make beer? I've found my dream wo..woman? Well, as long as I'm drunk...

He was proud of his magical powers, but he wished they wouldn't show up wtih so many homo-tastic sparkles.

Dude...Just use the fuckin' bottle opener, I don't have time for this shit.

What alcohol content is that beer? IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

If you think that's gay, you should see the Zima poster.

Coors Light. The beverage of choice for gaunt, pasty faced goth trannies with no taste buds.

Sadly, Devil May Chug is only being released to Asian markets.

The Catholic church felt thier message was not property recieved in Japan. Jesus turned water into wine, not crappy watered down beer.

The straight-to-DVD sequel to Labyrinth had to use a LOT of product placement to afford to bring David Bowie back.

No, thanks, I'll just have a beer instead.

Coors Light: Helping forget Aeris's death since 1995.

True, Yu-Gi-Oh! players were an experimental market for a beer company, but the fact that few 12 year olds knew what good beer tasted like made it a perfect match for Coors.

"When heroin withdrawal makes your throat feel like sandpaper, reach for whatever shitty beverage you can find. Coors Light!"