After the fact, Sally felt degraded that Rick made her ask for more mayonaise.
And now I feel dirty, too. Thanks, Cracked.
Superdawg - Home of the World's Strongest Sausage, as well as the World's most insecure, plain-jane Hot Dog.
"Well, now that I have my mascots, what should I dress them in?"
"Hot dog buns, sir?"
"Don't be ridiculous. Dress that one up as Tarzan and that one as Paris Hilton."
If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours, or sprouts arms, legs, and a face, call a physician immediately.
Dan was so excited. Finally, a woman who shared his fetish for buns.
"Call me Oscar Fuckin' Meyer, baby! Say my name! Say my name!"
He wouldn't be cocky if he knew she had a footlong last night.
I don't blame him for his bravado. It's hard to feel like much of a man when your girlfriend is a 6-foot weiner.
"To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Guarantee void in Tennessee."
" Posture and Say whatever you want Wes...I'm still telling them you have The Clap."
I'm not sure Japan really "got" Rocky, judging by their new adaptation.
"Anything you can do I can do better...anything I can do better than you..no you can't... yes I can yes I can"
Please stop taking photos from my wedding album!
The final moments of any season of American Idol.
somewhere out there, there are two pairs of very lonely balls