China's worst bagel advertisement.

God, put the seat up! Pigs are such men.

So I'm not the only one that takes off all of my clothes to pee? Because public restroom urinals have been awkward...

Strangely enough, the title translates to: "Toilet Seats, Birthdays, and the Clitoris - Real Men Miss 'Em All"

Man, the Olympics are gonna be weird this year.

There are so many things wrong with this picture. I mean, there's no way to flush that toilet!

His mother didn't buy him clothes...but she decides to buy him a PLAID hat? Jesus, she really must hate him.

Oh for god sake...with that much rouge you just look like a whore.

Dear Fellow Cracked Readers, I apologize in advance: "And this little piggy went 'wee wee wee' all the way home." Again, my sincerest apologies. Kind regards, DesertEagle

This is the first dvd in a two part set. The second one shows you how to shit from 5 feet away.

There's something about this picture that's not quite kosher.

"Little pig, little pig, let me in! I gotta take a MASSIVE dump!"

You know, sometimes something comes along that grabs you buy the balls and says "Asians Just Really ARE Strange"

Ok, I don't want to be culturally insenstive or boorish...but I'm pretty sure a lot of that writing is just pictures of chicken feet.

It takes years of practice to be able to write your name in the snow in Japanese.