Craptions Classics March 30, 2008

Yes there is the guy in costume on a crazy fish-bike. But the really funny part of the picture is the bald guy who actually thinks that girl will sleep with him later.


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Once they reach maturity, they swim uptown against the tide of traffic, spawn once, and then die. Such is the life of the bike fish.


France has wine, Canada has...that.


"...until one day lightning struck a garbage can full of Free AOL CDs, and life was born."


Marty! We gotta go Back...To The Grouper!


Hello, Triple-A? Yeah... I broke down on 5th and Main. ...Oh yeah. You'll notice me.


The damage to the fish was severe after Professor Finkelstein hit it with his bike. But he knew he could rebuild it- better, faster, stronger.


I'd say "his wife is gonna be pissed when she finds out he used her taffeta dress to make the fish head," but I think it's clear this guy has never been laid, let alone married. It's nice taffeta, though.


What's got 4 wheels, shiny scales, big googly eyes and a girlfriend? Not this.


Something about this picutre is...fishy. (God, I'm so, so, so, sorry, really I'll think of a way to make it up to you.)


Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Give a man a fish and he will do this to it.


Not pictured: dignity

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