"Are you saying I can dodge the press?"

"I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to."

The cardboard standup of President Bush fooled the press for hours.

This isn't the President you're looking for.

Mr. Bush, the microphones can't see you waving.

"Stop!! Hammer time."

Bush didn't like the automated carwash one bit.

While Bush was distracted by the fiendish microphones, the evil trees slowly crept nearer. This time, he would not escape.

I'm this many.

The resturaunt guy was right, it was some kind of force field.

George Bush= owww fluffy

Stop....in the name of love.

The presidential long reach dildo collection, now in black and furry!