A couple of kids do it and it's all cute and shit. I do it in line at Starbucks, and everyone's all "Run" this and "Police" that.
Wang realised he could never live up to his name.
"Wow, you have a small one."
"Wow, you're a fat bitch."
No. No no no. I am NOT going there. Sorry Cracked, you can't make me!
"You're right, it does taste like chicken."
HAPPY? HAPPY NOW? Bastards....
ME: "Huh, I think I'll check this place out..."
CHRIS HANSEN: "Hello. Have a seat."
Nambla headquarters: Tokyo division.
A young Bruce Lee somberly accepts his first defeat.
Did you guys notice that the girl has TWO BOWS.
Yep, that's right folks...that picture is a registered trademark. For what, you ask? It's really best not to say.
"How cute! It's got training wheels!"
At first, the chinese male is almost indistinguishable from the female, as they have the samesized genitals. In later years, this becomes possible (but only barely)
Ming ponders if she could ever fall asleep in that pose.
"Oh dear...yes I see your problem. Perhaps you could tell people it was an Innie?"
What's more disturbing: the picture itself, or the fact that it's been trademarked?
The moment little Mark realized he'd never grow up to be a famous actress.