Craptions Classics March 29, 2008

A couple of kids do it and it's all cute and shit. I do it in line at Starbucks, and everyone's all "Run" this and "Police" that.

Roland1232

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Wang realised he could never live up to his name.

lawdragon

"Wow, you have a small one." "Wow, you're a fat bitch."

LardLad

No. No no no. I am NOT going there. Sorry Cracked, you can't make me! "You're right, it does taste like chicken." HAPPY? HAPPY NOW? Bastards....

Crenshaw

ME: "Huh, I think I'll check this place out..." CHRIS HANSEN: "Hello. Have a seat."

Corpsy

Nambla headquarters: Tokyo division.

jiveasscracka

A young Bruce Lee somberly accepts his first defeat.

goodapollo

Did you guys notice that the girl has TWO BOWS. WHORE!!!

BillyRayCyrus

Yep, that's right folks...that picture is a registered trademark. For what, you ask? It's really best not to say.

lawdragon

"How cute! It's got training wheels!"

hoodafa-kizit

At first, the chinese male is almost indistinguishable from the female, as they have the samesized genitals. In later years, this becomes possible (but only barely)

SaltyChuck

Ming ponders if she could ever fall asleep in that pose.

goodapollo

"Oh dear...yes I see your problem. Perhaps you could tell people it was an Innie?"

lawdragon

What's more disturbing: the picture itself, or the fact that it's been trademarked?

bunnylefevre

The moment little Mark realized he'd never grow up to be a famous actress.

BaronVonKnoop
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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