After giving up all material possesions, buddha was often forced to ride "bitch" when hanging out with jesus and mohammed

Nirvana! And make it fast!

Jesus may be my copilot, but Buddha knows where all the hot chicks hang out.

Buddha is Mexican?

it would have been bad karma to NOT pick up this hitchhickker

When a St. Christopher on the dashboard isn't quite enough...

My new GPS is driving me insane! "Turn left on Broadway and give a sandwich to the homeless guy. Go straight 5 miles and turn left to reach the Temple." And when I searched for strip clubs it said: "Did you mean, 'Museum of Fine Arts?'" Goddammit. *L

I'm telling you, they are NOT going to have change for this at the toll-booth.

His guru told him he needed to take a spiritual journey. He may have missed the point.

"I don't care if you're an enlightened deity, I called shotgun! Deal with it backseat bitch."

Bob, I think people are going to notice we robbed that shrine.

Fuck you, it was on sale

Toyota: Because the path to enlightenment is a long and hard one.

every time Buddha tried tried to get out and walk, he was "re in car nated"

"You know Phil, the Smithsonian might consider buying our knockoffs if we dressed like Tibetan monks, and..maybe if we actually tied it down. Y'know, like it was priceless?"