What's the point of being the leader of a bad-ass, sword fighting biker gang if your wife is always tagging along on her scooter...
Michael Bay's new samurai movie might lack historical accuracy, but you just can't get a horse to explode.
You just know they're preparing to combine into a super-robot.
Chang knew his effort to erase the stereotype that Asians can't drive was doomed once he realized he was no longer even on the road.
Wild Hogs II: The Wrath of Khan
I don't care what anyone says, the original cut of "the Seven Samurai" was incredible
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!
HA! Ninjas on ninjas.
Other than that, feudal Japan was just like feudal Europe.
It's 106 miles to Beijing, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's light and we're wearing silks...
Born to be slightly irritated
You'd be grumpy too if you were an expert in four martial arts disciplines, traveled with a team of samurai and rode a hog yet people STILL pissed their pants laughing when you passed them by.
Just as I thought- this new Speed Racer movie is going to be awesome!
Every time I try to have a picnic in the park, something ruins it. First it was the bees, then the freak storm... what's it gonna be this time?