What's the point of being the leader of a bad-ass, sword fighting biker gang if your wife is always tagging along on her scooter...

Michael Bay's new samurai movie might lack historical accuracy, but you just can't get a horse to explode.

You just know they're preparing to combine into a super-robot.

Chang knew his effort to erase the stereotype that Asians can't drive was doomed once he realized he was no longer even on the road.

Wild Hogs II: The Wrath of Khan

I don't care what anyone says, the original cut of "the Seven Samurai" was incredible

Herr's Angers

AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!

HA! Ninjas on ninjas.

It's 106 miles to Beijing, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's light and we're wearing silks... Hit it

Other than that, feudal Japan was just like feudal Europe.

Born to be slightly irritated

You'd be grumpy too if you were an expert in four martial arts disciplines, traveled with a team of samurai and rode a hog yet people STILL pissed their pants laughing when you passed them by.

Just as I thought- this new Speed Racer movie is going to be awesome!

Suki, why couldn't you get a real bike? Now we just look silly.