The camera adds ten pounds. Plus a full set of teeth, a shave, a shower, and several weeks in detox.

Look, Dad, the hobos think they're people!

He found a half-empty can of Axe in the trash. His life was never the same again.

No, we're not imitating any billboard, it's raining, asshole.

I always knew magazine ads were Photoshopped, but damn.

"Why, when I was your age, we didn't have attractive women. We had to walk ten miles uphill in the snow to have sex with androgynous hobos under a plastic tarp, and we damn well liked it!"

WOW, my unattainable fantasy right now and my unattainable fantasy in 40 years!

Can we all just take a moment and say "THANK YOU" that the folks in front are fully clothed?

As winter comes to a close the hobos come out from hibernation, and seem quite pleased with the prospect of a hearty can harvest.

From top left, clockwise: Amused it was so small, Amamzed this happed outside his dreams, Bored and slightly afraid, Semi-Conscious but still Drunk, Stalin, and Bobo the Friendly Hobo.

Art immitates life. Poorly.

This is why Ebay needs more secure quality control

See, this is why you should never take a before and after picture of your one night stands.

The "Friends" reunion in 2025 was depressing right off from their fountain opening.

I hate to disappoint everyone, there are SIX men in this photo.