FOR ONCE CAN WE LET A GORGEOUS MOMENT CAUGHT IN TIME NOT BE RUINED BY WORDS?

The Shintoists weren't about to sit back and let the Catholics have the best religious-leader hat.

You know this is in Japan, because nobody notices him.

This guy is a third-degree black belt. Go ahead and mock him- it's exactly what he wants.

The real reason behind the first rule of Fight Club.

Some people just go for the bare minimum 15 pieces of flair. Not this guy.

Kung Lao, though aging gracefully with Alzheimer's, recently threw his hat through a toy store, and an employee.

Correction: NOW the japanese have covered every type of fetish.

What you laugh at?!! I take fists and... whats that? You know who stole my apples?

What Not to Wear: Japan

Movre, Brytch, grret out the reeey!

Sure, you can mention the pinecones. You can mention the severed head. You could point out the fishbowl earings. The fact is, though, that when you encounter a man in a fanny-pack, everything else is incidental.

True to canon, the old Japanese man spent the next 4 episodes powering up.

Nobody could have foreseen the side-effects the bomb would have on Japan...

Nobody picked fights with Sensi-MuMu as he proudly displayed his ememies corpses.