Fuck you, they were on sale.

That guy must REALLY hate doctors...

Well that snake was one persuasive bastard.

Not Pictured: The car carrying oranges, for comparison.

After getting the idea from "American Pie," Paul bought plenty of pie ingridients for a wild weekend alone.

Hippie Joe's new 'green' vehicle only got 3 miles to the golden delicious.

Dave thought he was being really clever coving his licence plate, but the cops just put out an ABP for the "car filled with a crap load of apples"

John's idea of a fun weekend: 1)pack the car full of fruit 2)drive through Africa 3)let the people see what they can't have

It's amazing how many Mexican apples can fit in one car. Actually, that applies to pretty much anything from Mexico.

The segregation of red and green apples was about to get really ulgy.

30 seconds later: Screeching tires, busting glass, and 30 gallons of applesauce.

Even with all those apples in the car, 20 Mexicans were also able to get in.

Unfortunatley there was one bad apple.

The Apple-scented car-freshener just didn't smell authentic enough.

Tired of segregation, Rosa the red apple takes her stand and rides inside the car amongst her racist, green fellows, while her red peers cheer on from the shitty seats in the crate.