Fuck you, they were on sale.
StretchThat guy must REALLY hate doctors...
8LeggedFreakNot Pictured: The car carrying oranges, for comparison.
CitricAfter getting the idea from "American Pie," Paul bought plenty of pie ingridients for a wild weekend alone.
LardLadHippie Joe's new 'green' vehicle only got 3 miles to the golden delicious.
LardLadDave thought he was being really clever coving his licence plate, but the cops just put out an ABP for the "car filled with a crap load of apples"
lawdragonJohn's idea of a fun weekend: 1)pack the car full of fruit 2)drive through Africa 3)let the people see what they can't have
londonIt's amazing how many Mexican apples can fit in one car. Actually, that applies to pretty much anything from Mexico.
LardLadThe segregation of red and green apples was about to get really ulgy.
lawdragon30 seconds later: Screeching tires, busting glass, and 30 gallons of applesauce.
LardLadEven with all those apples in the car, 20 Mexicans were also able to get in.
AggieMEUnfortunatley there was one bad apple.
am4fm2000The Apple-scented car-freshener just didn't smell authentic enough.
LardLadTired of segregation, Rosa the red apple takes her stand and rides inside the car amongst her racist, green fellows, while her red peers cheer on from the shitty seats in the crate.
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