What REALLY happened to JFK was one of the Make-a-Wish foundation's best-kept secrets.

Guns don't kill people, Amy does.

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Bright Six.

My Honor Roll Student Can Blow The Head Off Of Your Honor Roll Student

Grand Theft Auto: Recess

Not pictured: Jew.

OK Amy, show me with this 7.62-caliber bullet where he touched you.

You think that's impressive? She can field strip that bitch in 25 seconds flat.

Her mother is clearly trying hard to provide a male influence, what with doing her best to look like a man.

"Bring Your Dad to School" Day was always more interesting when one of the kids' parents was a postal worker.

Dear Sanna Claus, All I wants for Chrissmass is a shoulder-mounted walnut-stock boomstick with an adjustable site aperture and a double-rifled barrel. An' Teflon bullets. And a pony. Your Frend, Carole.

"Boy my step-dad can run fast!"

Okay, honey, now make Commander Cobra proud.

It's not my fault... Martina Navratilova and the dude from Splinter Cell made me do it!

Little Suzie's brother learns that the "I'm Not Tooooouching You" game has dire consequenses.