"I said bring 'HOES you moron, not Hose!"

Fed up with his slow internet service, Senator Ted Stevens decides to install some new tubes.

Al Gore realized by making the exhaust of a vehicle infinitely long, he could make a car whose carbon emission never reach the environment.

The african car snake slowly suffocates its prey....

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Hose country was dangerous, but luckily we were camouflaged.

Sally kept her mouth shut, but she knew John was hosed by that car dealer.

Eventually Ford just said "fuck it."

Electric cars may be green, but the extension cords are unwieldy.

It may have been one of the least efficient methods of suicide, but it was by far the most entertaining.

Sure, you scoff now, but when that bastard hits 88 miles per hour, then we'll see who's laughing.

Some items are easier to steal from Home Depot than others...

It was a good day for the licorice hunter.

Pimp My Ride: Africa Edition

Mexicus Prime hot on the tail of Piñatabot.