In Washington, DC on October 16, 1995, A million men marched. Of this number included 3 leprechaun rights activists. 1 white gorrila, and sharron osbourne who seemed intent on ripping off her own hand as the leprechaun next to her had.
Balarney O'Dunkahan was the first in a long line of genetically engineered Irish Governmental attempts to create a leprechaun that could dominate the NBA. Unfortunately, his hand fell off during the Olympic tryouts of 1976.