Between his alchoholism, his poor temper, and his half-assed attempts to disguise his true nature, Seamus was always the least popular Transformer...

The Irish version of "Pimp Moi Roide" was sadly predictable.

The Germans invented it... the Irish ruined it.

Top of the HORN-ing to ya! If that made you laugh, kill yourself.

There it was again, that strange tingling on the back of my neck. Someone was following me...but who?

They replaced the catalytic converter, tuned up the engine and replaced all the filters and pads, but there was nothing they could do about the lazy eye.

Most people tried to ignore Daniel but someone finally pulled him aside and explained what Cinquo de Mayo was.

Herbie's cousin, Patrick, never really tried to hide the fact that he was sentient.

"We're Irish now. Try to blend in." "Si."

...and it gets 45 miles per gallon.....of whiskey!!

Tired of his daughter asking him to drop her off two blocks from school, Mr. Johnson decides to pick up little Suzy in the "other car"

Not Pictured: Top Quality German Craftmanship or Irish Dignity

Mickey McMickles drove a McCar 'Til the night he drove it home from McBar A McCop he rear-ended Then McLicense suspended Now Mickey McMickles, he can't go McFar

"Quick! The the Leper-mobile! Those bastards are after me pot o' gold again!"

'The Fast and the Furious 8: Whisky Shift' lost whatever street cred the series had left.