“Enlarge your penis try free! Ever wish your penis was a penis? All over everyone will say 'WOW A PENIS' and sex will be happy! Follow you throughout the galaxy. Aliens will come abduct you. Place you in private penis exhibit! Your mom will proud!”

He's being polite, but it basically says "No black people".

"He sped away in a yellow cab, officer. License plate squiggly squiggly, squiggly squiggly, curvy squiggly, straight squiggly, squiggly, symmetric squiggly."

We wrote "i suck cocks" all over Jim's cab and sent him to chinatown, telling him they were good luck phrases. Let's see what happens.

...continued next cab.

If he can't get the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody out of his head, then nobody will.

Fed up with idiot drivers, Wong plastered the entire driver's manual onto the back of his cab.

Honk if you're an oppressed cog in a Communist Regime plagued by over population and set on the cusps of a world take over...and/or horny

If you can read this, you might not be an ignorant white devil redneck.

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Finally, Chang the cab driver found a way to bare his poetic soul to the indifferent streets of Hong Kong.

Tired of coming in amongst the 1s and 2s every day, Tran gave up on Cracked and decided he'd craption his own cab.

Honk if you so horny

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: now available on taxi

The academic accomplishments of an average 8 year-old Chinese student.