It's best not to tease little Clara. She has the power to Photoshop you with her mind.

'Shit', thought Buddha standing in the back, 'this has gotta be the worst reincarnation so far'

Sarah never enjoyed Bring-your-parents-to-school day

"...so what's the name of your act?" "The Aristocrats!"

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Bangkok will haunt you for the rest of your freakin' life!

Alice's second trip to Wonderland started off badly as she chased the rabbit into the wrong hole.

I KNEW if I followed that pink tank it'd lead me to one hell of a party!

They defeated the terrorists, rescued the girl, and now it was time for Trans-Justice League of America to celebrate with some Streisand!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then in this case 938 of those words are "WRONG".

Nothing could wipe the smile off her face, but she would need a towel anyway.

And then, a moment later, things started to get weird.

cracked.com's "The Last 5 People This Little Girl Wanted to See Crawl Out From Under Her Bed"

this photo is commonly used to test patients for epilepsy.

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.Toto? OH MY GOD, what are you doing to Toto!?"

Christine was later thankful that John had been there to photograph the exact moment she had lost her innocence.