Mattell introduces the Tiananmen Square Barbie playset to mixed reviews.

"Doctor, I keep having this dream where I'm a little girl walking in front of a tank, a pink tank, and its preaching love. Also, I'm skipping. Oh, and I think it wants to protect me" "I've told people they might be gay before, John, but damn"

San Francisco secedes from the union.

Most dads get there daughters ponies for there 7th birthday... But then again CHUCK NORRIS isnt most dads!

You know, the Pink Panzer movies just weren't that great without Peter Sellers.

Affirmative. Target is in sight. Commence Dakota Fanning termination sequence NOW.

Seventeen puppies and six bunnies died that afternoon. The papers dubbed it "The Cutest Massacre Ever."

See what voting for Hilary gets you?

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...and war.

Even Transformers had the gay next door neighbor stereotype.

"Who put a red sock in the wash?"

The Don't Ask, Don't Tell military policy resulted in some... flamboyant new recruits to G.I. Joe. Shipwreck was delighted.

And when the general came by on a pogo-stick, Bill knew it was time to quit the army.

After a huge drop in 3rd quarter earnings, Mary Kay gets significantly more aggressive.

The Russian version of MTV's "My Sweet 16" was off to a great start in the ratings when on the first episode, the Czar's daughter got a pimped out panzer.