"I can barely make it out. Is that a cup those two girls have? The screen is so small...wait, what the--?...Noooooooooooo!"

Above: Artist's rendering of 93% of the internet.

"I said LUKE I am your FATHER..No no, FATHER, FATH..ER. Dammit Luke, I said I'm your FA...Ugh, damn signal. I'll just tell him when I see him."

"And this is where our dorm has pillow-fights. Wanna go?" "Not right away, child. The force has prevented me from standing up for a few minutes."

I find your lack of signal...Disturbing

2 Girls, 1 Sith Lord

"Ha Ha Ha, look at that fat kid acting like a Jedi. What a tool!"

How does everyone have a blueprint of the Deathstar on their cellphone!?

Take another, I blinked.

"OK, I know how to get into my voicemail, but how do I... oh, I see."

Fuck this caption shit. I can't think straight. Those girls are pure hotness and I would sell my grandmother to gypsies to be with them.

"He said you're WHAT? Asshole! Get him on the phone and I'll force choke him via satellite."

Txt: Ob1knob: If u shld dlt my txt now, I'll bcome more pwerful that u culd evr imagine. Rofl

"Yes, that's actually a picture of my face before this whole respirator-thing." "You look a lot like Hayden Christiansen" "I get that a lot."

"Wow, I never realized this helmet made me look like a giant gasping penis..."