"I can barely make it out. Is that a cup those two girls have? The screen is so small...wait, what the--?...Noooooooooooo!"
Above: Artist's rendering of 93% of the internet.
"I said LUKE I am your FATHER..No no, FATHER, FATH..ER. Dammit Luke, I said I'm your FA...Ugh, damn signal. I'll just tell him when I see him."
"And this is where our dorm has pillow-fights. Wanna go?"
"Not right away, child. The force has prevented me from standing up for a few minutes."
I find your lack of signal...Disturbing
2 Girls, 1 Sith Lord
"Ha Ha Ha, look at that fat kid acting like a Jedi. What a tool!"
How does everyone have a blueprint of the Deathstar on their cellphone!?
Take another, I blinked.
"OK, I know how to get into my voicemail, but how do I... oh, I see."
Fuck this caption shit. I can't think straight. Those girls are pure hotness and I would sell my grandmother to gypsies to be with them.
"He said you're WHAT? Asshole! Get him on the phone and I'll force choke him via satellite."
Txt: Ob1knob: If u shld dlt my txt now, I'll bcome more pwerful that u culd evr imagine. Rofl
"Yes, that's actually a picture of my face before this whole respirator-thing."
"You look a lot like Hayden Christiansen"
"I get that a lot."
"Wow, I never realized this helmet made me look like a giant gasping penis..."