Craptions Classics March 06, 2008

Chinese History X.

Roland1232

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I said NO mayonnaise! You bring great shame to our family!

jackson

A memorial to Chinese Mario stomping out the last capitalist. But no, the last capitalist is in another castle!

Roland1232

Haha, Jew! This is MY sandwich!

qqqman

Chinese Moses made damn sure you understood his commandments.

Corpsy

You sir! How would you like to take a wild ride on my mechanical tax advisor? See how long you can stay on!

LardLad

I found the dope! Yeah, it was in his ass!

qqqman

Asia's version of Bob's Big Boy

lawdragon

In Japanese baseball, the coach of the losing team must eat home plate.

Corpsy

robby always carries a sponge to wipe the pesky peasants off his work boots.

awdragon

"This. This is what I'd do for a Klondike bar."

roninhobbit

FINISH HIM!!!!!

vetus

Donny the trucker had an irrational hatred of sandwhich board advertisers.

LardLad

It was supposed to be punishment, but Dave secretly liked being on the bottom.

lawdragon

it's "Fried Rice", not "flied Lice".....you Plick

vidism7
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