"...and that's why it's called 'Poland'."
There's never a good time for diarrhea.
Some times are worse than others, though.
People complain about the corsets women used to wear, but you don't hear much about Ye Olde Assrods.
Most economists attribute Denmark's historically low birth rate to it's ridiculous courting rituals.
I see it! I see it! Over there! My dignity is over there in that field!
The trees on the right are dying from shame.
"In Soviet Russia, PLANTS grow YOU."
I don't care what anyone says, Dutch Power Rangers was awesome.
a shot from the set of the flemish remake of 'crouching tiger hidden dragon'
"I'd call it a disorder if I wasn't so goddamn jealous"
"According to the brochure, the cries of 'Oh God please get me down!' are all part of the show."
"...And that's what I want our wedding to look like, could you imagine walking down that aisle?"
Not about to be played the fool, Jeff made sure he had sex with Susie one more time before he left her retarded ass.
After waterboarding was ruled illegal the CIA got 'creative'.
It was a bold display- using the corpses of street performers to make modern art.
I can see my house from here!! Aww, honey, not the milkman...