Dear sirs, I wish to complain about my male escort. I said Send me an Asian with a set of guns and packing something like a baby's arm. NOT THIS!!!!

"Honey, put another layer of guns on! It's cold outside!"

As Johnny left for war, he couldn't help but think that he was forgetting something important.

He's appropriately camouflaged to infiltrate Michael Jackson's base of operations.

Lee Ming knew the third arm and lack of penis confused his enemies so he always let them show.

Chang misunderstood the commander's orders to grab his weapons and report for debriefing.

You know, it's hard to look like a bad ass in slippers.

The first batch of Terminators were disappointing, to say the least.

All the good spawns in Call of Duty 4 come with a price.

Guns don't kill people, minorities do.

clothes?! are you kidding?? There ain't no room for clothes when your packin this much HEAT!

Tell me the truth Dave, does this AK-47 make my butt look big, or my penis look small?

...and from that day forward, they never hung him by his underpants again.

Danny couldn't shake the feeling that Brian was trying to make up for something but for the life of him he couldn't figure it out.

Chow was the quickest draw in the East...That third arm of his was like lightning!