Ted cheats at thumb wrestling.
CorpsyWhen I play Pop Goes the Weasel, I fucking PLAY Pop Goes the Weasel
CrenshawIt's not the size of the monkey... it's the ability of said monkey to sneak up an a victims pant leg and rip off a testicle.
mrbrett"It's like a cross between a monkey and a mouse, usually we call it a mo-nkey, or a mo-use."
goodapolloUgliest. Pez dispenser. Ever.
Kierkegaard"He's a real sweetie when he isn't hungry for souls."
goodapollo"Die! What?! Damn! Wrong holster"
CorpsyWhile it is well established that monkies throw shit, it is a little-known irony that shitheads throw monkeys.
HyruleanHyroeWHAT did you say about my Mother?!?! Hold me back Jimmy....hold me back.
graftonIf too much masturbation leads to hairy palms, what the fuck has this guy been doing in his spare time?
theschrutebuckUpon reaching the highest Operating Thetan level, the true mastermind behind the Church of Scientology is revealed to you.
CorpsyKen thought buying a talking monkey was a great idea, till he found out it was a Holocaust denier.
FairviewKing Kong thought he was the shit until he encountered enourmo-man.
NebulonWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you marmosets, see pg.32 of the redneck cookbook.
Roland1232"this is fluffy, he is the destroyer of worlds"
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