I'M YOU!!! From the FUTURE!!!

After having his testicle removed, Lance Armstrong went through some... unexpected changes.

It wouldn't be wise to mock Chuck Norris' 13 year old daughter.

As Mike turned his gaze towards the cross-dressing homeless man with a raccoon for a hat, he knew he was in for one hell of a race.

The second coming of Christ was a bit of a letdown.

Anyone who thinks this needs a caption to be funny is dead inside.

A scene from The Fast and Furriest.

Hey! You got a wrench? I want to remove the seat.

Safety Racoon says: Remember kids, always wear a helmet!

God issues a recall on the 'human' series after serious design flaws begin to surface.

People laughed, but amazingly it did improve his aerodynamics.

Accusations of steroid usage have rocked the womens cycling world this year.

Dad?!

Now we know what "Wolf" did before American Gladiators.

Guy in the back: "Losing the race wasn't so bad, but being in 2nd the whole time was terrible."