How small businesses are born.
Corpsythe townsfolk watched in horror, and slight boredom, as slugzilla inched his way towards the skyscraper..
anonymDue to the writer's strike, apostrophes had nothing to do.
grumnut1Honestly... Who paints a fence red?
sevpayNot pictured: massive golden cock
NebulonIt was strange that the proof of God's existence came when he lost the paste from his toothbrush into downtown.
ckaldWith the hair on his neck prickling, John swiveled around in his chair and stared out the window in horror. Somehow, the Turd had found him.
FairviewAfter godzilla's little "accident", no one took him seriously.
bcandersLittle black building was pissed when he showed up with his half of the mustache grown and other building had completely forgot.
buttcleanerThe Asians have succeded in honoring bukkake, golden showers and Godzilla, all in one monument, magnificent!
winkihedTired of rumors about asians and small penis's, they decided to counter that rumor showing they have huge sperm...Golden sperm...ladies?
LoorepAfter consuming 40 magic mushrooms and a few dozen fire flowers, Mario leveled the Koopa Corporation Headquarters in one fell swoop. Unfortunately, he failed to collect enough gold coins to secure a competent defense attorney.
CorpsySomebody, somewhere, agreed to pay a lot of money for that.
lawdragonGodzilla really regretted eating that Mexican neighborhood.
FairviewThe Golden Cumpass
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