He realized the irony of suffering from erectile dysfunction while being made entirely of wood, and it only added to his frustration.
CorpsyAlthough pictured in a state of contentment here, Wooden Jesus would end his days nailed to a cross of human flesh.
LewisBefore becoming a ritualistic instrument of smoldering demise, the Wicker Man was an introspective youth who pondered the mysteries of the Universe.
CorpsyTerry gets thrown out of the house after mom finds a stash of horticulture magazines under his bed.
Roland1232The Amish version of 'Transformers'.
vonblazeBefore the plastic era, sex dolls were a little more primative
Tickles4evaAlthough his friends were gung-ho, Brad didn't know if it was a good idea to attend Burning Man.
LardLadSince peace had been restored to Middle Earth, this Ent has often found himself bored.
Cyanide"Woah, mom was right... I turned INTO pot!"
LardLadGive a hippie several miles of hemp and he'll make you a hemp-man... ask him to take out the trash, and you'll spend the next 4 hours being yelled at about why pot should be legalized
monneyman3Man, the Entwives aren't nearly as hot as Treebeard said.
ConcresenceKate Moss is finally up to a "healthy" weight!
lawdragonA guy made out of wood?! How about a penis joke!
melphiaWhen Les woke up, the chick from last night was gone, and the way his cock looked and felt, he couldn't help wondering if she'd given him elm disease.
Ken BuddhaMore proof that being a vegan is bad for you.
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