warning: the bears are diabetic..

Warning! Do not swear oath on holy candy! It is trick! Bear is not ordained minister!

WARNING: The rest of this sign is in japanese.

No black bears or black men. Report any black bears or black men to your local constable or mounty.

Do not listen to communist bears! Sharing destroys capitalism!

Unlawful to levitate candy with bears

"Dad, we did something bad..." "Did you wreck the car???" "No." "Did you barter with grizzly bears???" "...yes sir."

"Well shit," thought Leonard, upon arrival. "Those were the three main reasons I came to Thailand."

Do not feed rosie o donnel

Bears don't want that shitty candy. Get the bears a Snickers.

Pedobear.... the bastard is getting crafty

Warning!! Please unwrap all candy before handing to bears.

Japan: Where their crime is as weird as their TV shows.

Warning: Don't feed bats to bears, if they get a taste for blood we are all fucked.

"Fuck that," thought Grizzly Adams, "as soon as I'm eighteen, Ben and I are getting a condo together and no one can stop us!"