...and Sega fails miserably trying to compete with the Nintendo Wii.
Unbelievably, his guidance counselor was right on the money.
Tagline: He's not handi-capable. He's handi-UNSTOPPABLE.
Tragedy at the Special Olympics today, as the gymnastics squad practiced a little too close to the javelin team.
"Can we rebuild him?"
"Sure, but I am getting pretty hungry..."
"All right, lets just shove a bunch of canes fucking everywhere and get some Kung Pow Chicken."
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Hey look I see titties
Christopher Reeve did porn?
BEHOLD! The Man Who Cannot Fall Down!
Cirque du Solame
Pictured: Rejected Cloverfield monster design.
Man, his acupuncturist sucks
But, uh, yeah, other than that, France is EXACTLY like the United States.
Do we always have to do it your way?