Craptions Classics March 29, 2006

Same sex marriage is legal 12 miles off the coast.

Who

Other Craptions

Paul McCartney's pleas and efforts were in vain. Canada's mermaid clubbing season opened today.

Linux fan

It was the happiest day of her life. But tommorow, she would still be fat.

Faraday

In 2005, Atlantis held its first Gay Pride Parade, with predictable results.

Teh B.S.

A day that will live in infamy: when France invaded the US shores.

BritneysWig

Casual day has gone too far.

Bandit

Using the commotion to his advantage, the old man peeked a look up his shorts

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