The Australian Air Force is underfunded, but they don't mess around.

Sorry to bother you folks, but I'm trying to help my friend here find his son. Little guy. Orange with white stripes.

Still makes more sense than Scientology.

The insurance broker laughed when I asked for shark insurance, who's laughing now bitch!

Well, it's only fair, considering we go diving in their homes.

Four out of five doctors say fish is good for you. Pictured: House of fifth doctor.

The water had finally drained out of New Orleans

Actor Roy Scheider died on Sunday afternoon in Little Rock, Ark. Family and friends are invited back to the home of a local fan for a wake. Directions will be provided following the funeral service.

Not pictured: The best bait ever

I said we needed more SPARK in the bedroom.

The wolf knew he couldn't blow the third pig's house down, so he called his friend Bruce.

I am TIRED...of these mother@#$%in' sharks...in this mother@#$%in' HOUSE!

Poseidon: "Just go knock on the door and ask them to please get our shark." Zues: "Pssh...You're the one that overthrew it."

Suicide among sharks is rare but very dramatic and takes some planning to execute.

"We're gonna need a bigger house..."