It took 3 weeks to finally unclog the shower, and there was much rejoicing.
CorpsyI really don't understand these new Geico commercials.
CorpsyDude, you can totally see that chick's tits.
anfldThe sound quality just wasn't right until Mel Gibson placed the microphone inside the tarred and feathered head of a Jew.
CorpsyHere we see God feeding a severed monkey head to the humans. No, the Garden of Eden wasn't quite the paradise we imagined.
Corpsy"Wait a minute. The monkey head is not hovering in mid-air, it's attached to a fucking boom! We've been had."
Ken BuddhaThe mullet on that chimp is what makes this picture cross the line.
CaptainSpankyNot pictured: Enough ass to make this picture interesting.
lawdragonKeith Richards - 2017
TidybowlmanGet ready to play MONKEYBALL!
AdjectiveNounThe recent episode of Lost showed why the writer's strike had gone just a bit too long.
MM_Shecky"Dr. Zaius, have you seen Cornelius anywhere...?"
CrenshawAs humanity gradually devolved into Mud People, arcade games grew surprisingly complex.
Drunkenpropheti'm way too drunk to think of anything witty right now, but what the fuck is going on here?
bobboringbakerScientists discover that monkeys are still capable of flinging poop even when decapitated.
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