It took 3 weeks to finally unclog the shower, and there was much rejoicing.

I really don't understand these new Geico commercials.

Dude, you can totally see that chick's tits.

The sound quality just wasn't right until Mel Gibson placed the microphone inside the tarred and feathered head of a Jew.

Here we see God feeding a severed monkey head to the humans. No, the Garden of Eden wasn't quite the paradise we imagined.

"Wait a minute. The monkey head is not hovering in mid-air, it's attached to a fucking boom! We've been had."

The mullet on that chimp is what makes this picture cross the line.

Not pictured: Enough ass to make this picture interesting.

Keith Richards - 2017

"Dr. Zaius, have you seen Cornelius anywhere...?"

The recent episode of Lost showed why the writer's strike had gone just a bit too long.

Get ready to play MONKEYBALL!

As humanity gradually devolved into Mud People, arcade games grew surprisingly complex.

Scientists discover that monkeys are still capable of flinging poop even when decapitated.

i'm way too drunk to think of anything witty right now, but what the fuck is going on here?