Even though she was tempted, Sarah decided to hold out for a man made of pure gold.
LardLadStatue-atory rape
StretchAfter six years of standing completely motionless in the same spot, Barney made his move.
Ken BuddhaThe lion wanted courage, the scarecrow wanted a brain, but all the tin-man wanted was a blowjob from dorothy....
mrdeedsHe earned a lot more money after changing his sign to "1 euro for me to stop touching you"
planBFollowing the exile of Silver Surfer, the series took a turn for the worse with the introduction of Silver Creepy Uncle.
TillyKGBHnd jb...hnd jb...
DoctorXMy buddies said you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, is that true? Because man do I have a job for you!
NebulonCome on baby, no shame in taking home the silver.
Roland1232Prepare to be assimilated...BY THE FUNK!
DoctorX...but other than that, the malls in Chernobyl are pretty much the same. Look, they've even got an Abercrombie.
Ryan Oskroba"Listen bitch, I need a heart, and i ain't too choosy about where it comes from!"
bobboringbakerI'm from the future, come with me if I want to live. See that guy in red over there, he's the Terminator. No really... Hey stop laughing bitch... I'll fucking cut you!
NebulonJenny was not entirely comfortable with the mannerisms of the rare "silver douchebags." But then, she'd be damned if anyone was going to call her a racist.
TillyKGBSure, it was harder to get away with sexually assaulting women in broad daylight whilst waring a fuck off silver coat and top hat, but Barry enjoyed the challenge.
Nebulon