Coming soon to PS3- Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City

Art thou talking to me? Art thou talking to me?

"You know what, I think you're mistaken. I think you got it all mixed up your head like, ya know? So now tell me again, did Father O'Halloran touch you?"

My brother missed church once. Once.

"I SAID, 'DOES Pope Benedict XVI LOOK LIKE a BITCH?'"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Good evening, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Yes, he shed his blood to save thee...now he wants it back.

I'm sorry. Did I hear you correctly? Jesus 'what-ing' Christ?

The Power of Christ compels you, mutherfucker!

In trying out for Marsellus Wallace's crew, Toby & Leroy took the phrase "Get medieval on your ass" a little too literally...

Lemme say right off the bat, we're not gunning for huge donations here. We just hope you won't be so Jewy when the collection plate comes around next time, m'kay?

"Sure, we'll get the demons outta yer kid, one way or another."

You guys have a problem with the way I decorated my truck? THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN!

Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!