Craptions Classics February 11, 2008

Coming soon to PS3- Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City

flyingmnky

Other Craptions

Art thou talking to me? Art thou talking to me?

Alexander L. Hoffman

"You know what, I think you're mistaken. I think you got it all mixed up your head like, ya know? So now tell me again, did Father O'Halloran touch you?"

flyingmnky

My brother missed church once. Once.

IrishTerror

"I SAID, 'DOES Pope Benedict XVI LOOK LIKE a BITCH?'"

St.Joe

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Corpsy

Good evening, I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.

Nebulon

I'm sorry. Did I hear you correctly? Jesus 'what-ing' Christ?

LestertheMo

Yes, he shed his blood to save thee...now he wants it back.

kshipley

The Power of Christ compels you, mutherfucker!

Crenshaw

In trying out for Marsellus Wallace's crew, Toby & Leroy took the phrase "Get medieval on your ass" a little too literally...

flyingmnky

Lemme say right off the bat, we're not gunning for huge donations here. We just hope you won't be so Jewy when the collection plate comes around next time, m'kay?

Roland1232

"Sure, we'll get the demons outta yer kid, one way or another."

Corpsy

You guys have a problem with the way I decorated my truck? THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN!

IrishTerror

Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!

Shmichael
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