Forgotten what?

Ironically, those who chose "IDIOT" over "PATRIOT" made a hell of a lot more money off the last Super Bowl.

The menu on Omar's kabob truck confused most people, but the dead dove was delicious.

Sticker you will never see on this truck: MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT

Rudy Giuliani on the long drive back to New York from Florida....

My other car is Air Force One.

No, seriously. I'm not kidding. All that crap about America, and yep, it's on a Toyota. Seriously. Here, hold on, I'll shoot you a cam pic.

I missed my exit? Sweet Jesus... the terrorists have truly won.

Patriot OR Idiot, because theres no way anyone can be both.... guys?

I wish he wouldn't play that music. I really could have gone for an ice cream cone, but now I'm just sad.

You should see my house.

I remember when he used to pray for the day that someone would blow up those "liberal New York City faggots".

"Knock, knock." "Whose there?" "9/11." "9/11 who?" "You said you'd nevver forget."

The entire world's perception of America.

You know, I'd like to make a funny craption, but I swear someone's gonna beat the shit out of me 'cause I'm Canadian.