Craptions Classics March 28, 2006

Fuck backup. I'm going in.


Other Craptions

1, 2, 3, 4. Im 68 and off to war. 5, 6, 7, 8. Keep my hip replacement straight.

Eternal Suck

Her chin strap ain't tight enough....she can still flap that jaw of hers....

Rat Boy

Historians would later note that the rapid and bloody end to Florida's secession attempt in 2006 was largely due to the makeup of its militia.

Silly Billy

The old folks prepare for a game of Xtreme Bingo.


They say that marriage is a constant battle. Maria really took the saying to heart. She had already defeated four husbands.

Linux fan

Roy couldn't help feeling slightly bitter at the fact that Betty's first helmet fitted perfectly. He'd got through the whole pile, but with his disproportionally large head it just wasn't gonna happen.


Even after the defeat of the Cloverfield monster. People are still reminded of his presence.


t-shirt face and GILF go to war


They werent to be fooled. Ronald McDonald's facepaint could not hide his true colour.

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