Craptions Classics February 06, 2008

LEEROOOOY JENKINS!

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YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!

Alexander L. Hoffman

Tom could do nothing but stare in amazement: Jerry had finally lost it.

flyingmnky

Everybody laughed when I blew all my gold on the +4 Sword of Housecat Slaying. Well, who's laughing now, motherfuckers?

roninhobbit

I said you're a pussy! What are you gonna do about it?

Crenshaw

Every time you masturbate God gives a kitty a toy.

randychico

though they tried to play down the effects of the writers strike, the cracked staff were obviously strained for material

aritolla

Dude, this catnip is amazing. I can totally see this little tiny knight riding a flaming horse! Where'd you get this stuff?

PaulTMD

Cat: So you're a tiny knight huh? Knight: Yeah. Cat: So how's that workin' out for you? Knight: It fucking takes forever to get places.

OlDirtyBen

The irony that the cat was named Dragon was a fact that escaped the Don Quixote of Lilliput.

TurdFerguson

I'm telling you Sidney...we survived the writer's strike, and we'll make it through this CGI Animator's Guild strike, too.

Wembley

Uwe Boll begins production on his next project, the movie adaptation of "Dragon's Lair."

TurdFerguson

Mittens's hairballs had resembled things before, but this was just creepy.

planB

Jeff was only an average figurine painter, but he was a GREAT taxidermist.

Fairview

Warren's desktop image was exactly what his coworkers expected it to be.

Fairview
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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