Up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A. HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!
Roland1232Despite his wonderful tackling ability, everyone wondered why he didn't just play basketball.
ShmichaelIt's common knowledge that steroids have shrinking effects on the scrotum, but little did we know that they have shrinking effects on the rest of the world.
XanderNot pictured: A 60 foot Lucy setting up a football.
AngryRantingBobThe monster looked impressive, but because he was a dolphin, he only seemed impressive at first, before ultimately disappointing everyone in Miami.
IrishTerrorThe '72 Dolphins unveil their final plan for derailing the Patriots' perfect season... Mecha-Csonka!
cwb431Oh! Wile E. Coyote! Will you ever learn?
randychico110%? No, I've never really had to give 110%.
FairviewThe japanese fear Godzilla. White people fear black recievers.
rakuenCallistoThat's right, and you KEEP those steroid investigations focused on Major League Baseball!
CrenshawAll the tuna in the city is now dolphin safe. Transgressors will be punted. Survivors will be punted again.
Roland1232Flag on play - Defensive foul, number 99: grinding the quarterback into a fine red mist. 15 yards.
Roland1232Japan's latest Kaiju movie comes under criticism for vieled anti-American imagery...a cowboy eating a hamburger.
Trevor MoorehouseRoughing the Statue of Liberty. That's a 15-mile penalty, automatic first down.
tayserNo, I wouldn't really say I'm the biggest Dolphins fan. Lately they've really been kinda... oh, wait, I get it.
Corpsy