A poor performance review often resulted in getting stuck with protecting the Emperor's nephew, Todd.

Capt. Moustache knew his tiny toilet bowl would protect him from all this foolishness.

"I find your lack of dignity disturbing."

LEAVE DARTH VADER ALONE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Fall Out Boy was somehow tolerable.

You underestimate the power of the dork side.

"You may have all succumbed to the Dark Side, but George Michael will always be MY Jedi Master!"

It's sad that the Emo kid with the Joey Lawrence tattoo has probably had more sex the rest of the group combined.

Hell, it's STILL better than Episode II

During the open for the newest "Star Wars" film, Simon was apparently unaware that the character of "Major Douche Bag" was from a fake fan script he had read.

One Bullet left and it's either this guy or Jar Jar...

"...Then they came for the vampires, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a vampire."

During the wrap party, Chad was ecstatic, hanging out in costume with all the other actors from the Mos Eisley Cantina Scene, not realizing his part had been cut.

It's the tattoo that made the Kessel run in less than twelve...oh, God, I'm a loser.

"I swear to God, Scott, if you don't stop showing people your retarded-ass Han Solo tattoo I will blow your fucking brains out."