Obama tried to court the youth vote, while Clinton appealed to mostly old chicks.
whyimhotMommy, where do black people come from? "Well honey, you see the stork lets them out of a prison cell onto the street..."
monsterjavabassHurry up! We only have about 10 more minutes for our break before we have to get back to Andy Dick's hallucination.
crispyGirl: "My outfit is made out of real feathers" Guy: "Oh yeah? My outfit is made out of real babies"
123456Dear Penthouse Forum...
IrishTerrorPaycheck - 1 Dignity - 0
phreeshNicole Richie may be an inexperienced mother, but hell, she's trying her best.
AbbyNormalWait, how did you know we met on the internet?
PoomBy 2009 it was obvious that the Porn Industry was running out of ideas..
MuscleMilkAfter a move this gentlemanly, Teddy knew he'd be tappin them tail feathers later, ridiculous costumes or no. The rohypnol sno-cone was just extra insurance...
NeoRudeboyShooting begins on "Little Man 2: Lost in New York"
cwb431Rush Hour 4 is going to be WICKED!
FairviewCharles Darwin just shit his coffin.
wolfbaden6The early witness protection program had some spectacular failures.
grumnut1It turns out the question used to be longer, but people were just too lazy to say "Why did the chicken and the guy dressed in a baby outfit carrying an oversized bird-cage cross the road?"
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