Obama tried to court the youth vote, while Clinton appealed to mostly old chicks.

Mommy, where do black people come from? "Well honey, you see the stork lets them out of a prison cell onto the street..."

Hurry up! We only have about 10 more minutes for our break before we have to get back to Andy Dick's hallucination.

Girl: "My outfit is made out of real feathers" Guy: "Oh yeah? My outfit is made out of real babies"

Dear Penthouse Forum...

Paycheck - 1 Dignity - 0

Nicole Richie may be an inexperienced mother, but hell, she's trying her best.

Wait, how did you know we met on the internet?

By 2009 it was obvious that the Porn Industry was running out of ideas..

After a move this gentlemanly, Teddy knew he'd be tappin them tail feathers later, ridiculous costumes or no. The rohypnol sno-cone was just extra insurance...

Shooting begins on "Little Man 2: Lost in New York"

Rush Hour 4 is going to be WICKED!

Charles Darwin just shit his coffin.

The early witness protection program had some spectacular failures.

It turns out the question used to be longer, but people were just too lazy to say "Why did the chicken and the guy dressed in a baby outfit carrying an oversized bird-cage cross the road?"