Craptions Classics January 30, 2008

Obama tried to court the youth vote, while Clinton appealed to mostly old chicks.

whyimhot

Other Craptions

Mommy, where do black people come from? "Well honey, you see the stork lets them out of a prison cell onto the street..."

monsterjavabass

Hurry up! We only have about 10 more minutes for our break before we have to get back to Andy Dick's hallucination.

crispy

Girl: "My outfit is made out of real feathers" Guy: "Oh yeah? My outfit is made out of real babies"

123456

Dear Penthouse Forum...

IrishTerror

Paycheck - 1 Dignity - 0

phreesh

Nicole Richie may be an inexperienced mother, but hell, she's trying her best.

AbbyNormal

Wait, how did you know we met on the internet?

Poom

By 2009 it was obvious that the Porn Industry was running out of ideas..

MuscleMilk

After a move this gentlemanly, Teddy knew he'd be tappin them tail feathers later, ridiculous costumes or no. The rohypnol sno-cone was just extra insurance...

NeoRudeboy

Shooting begins on "Little Man 2: Lost in New York"

cwb431

Rush Hour 4 is going to be WICKED!

Fairview

Charles Darwin just shit his coffin.

wolfbaden6

It turns out the question used to be longer, but people were just too lazy to say "Why did the chicken and the guy dressed in a baby outfit carrying an oversized bird-cage cross the road?"

meruvingian

The early witness protection program had some spectacular failures.

grumnut1
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