This is why unions don't let a worker onto the docks until they have mastered tetris.

That's what you get for trusting a ship whose name is an anagram of Evil Lord Hamburgoni.

Ah hell! Now the immigrants are all shook up! Have to wait a few minutes to open them now...

And that, gentlemen, is precisely why we wear hardhats.

- "Wha- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
- "A butterfly flapped its wings in Japan."
- "The chaos theory is bullshit."
- "Fine, I was high on PCP."

Now all Stan needed to complete his cargo crate fort was a sign reading 'No Girls Allowed'.

Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Massive Cargo Ships Drunk

"I wonder if anyone knows I'm mastur-" *CRASH!!!* "-OH, CRAP!!!"

Batman: I dare you to fly across the Atlantic Ocean blindfolded.

Superman: You're on!

"See? Now that I've created an inclined plane, we can just slide the crates to the top!" Physics degree or not, it was Phil's lack of common sense that would eventually lead to his downfall as an engineer.

The workers looked up in sheer disbelief as their worst fear came true: the katamari cometh.

"uhh...It's my first day..."

See, Women just don't belong in the work force.

GILLIGAN!!!

Thanks to the successful blockage of the UAE ports deal, the dockworkers union could again focus on what it does best; destroying valuable cargo.