"I can't believe you guys forgot your gloves. NEWS FLASH! STORM TROOPERS WEAR GLOVES! God dammit. Now we look ridiculous ."

Strangely still better than the prequels.

John was the leader, he once touched boob

Star Wars: the Rebel Appliance

"And Operation:Never-Have-A-Girlfriend is underway!"

Canadian military funding continues to decline well into the 22nd century.

Brian if you're not gonna take this seriously you fuck off... Man you can still see the goddam whirlpool sign!!! Me and Jeff look like the real deal and you look like a fuckin dick in a whirlpool box... C'MON....

After the destruction of the uninsured DeathStar, the empire fell on some financial hard times.

Lucas is just phoning it in at this point.

The 502nd Legion, also known as "Vader's Ass"

We're here to be beaten mercilessly by bullies and chew bubblegum, and we're all out of bubblegum.

While the boys had a great time at the convention, the decistion to attend the evening bonfire would prove tragic.

The Boxer Rebellion

The new mascots for Virgin Airlines.

Aren't you a little retarded to be a stormtrooper?