Probably the LAST thing Ted wanted to hear at this point: "That's not mud."

Catch me China!

...and that's when I remembered where I buried the kids' dog.

I am going to say that this "photo" is in fact a painting because the painter didn't finish painting the rest of the sky.

The Mud Show just couldn't grab the audience's attention. Not with the Fuck Show right next door.

Sea World - if PETA has their way.

When being white trash just isn't enough.

What must we curb? WHAT MUST WE CURB??!

"Hold it, sir. Your penis is already covered in mud. Why don't you give someone else a turn?"

"PULL!"

there is far too much going on in this picture for me to pick one out and caption. so instead i give you this: "jesus, bald, redneck, flying, uterus?, kid pooping, viking ship, fat reatrded kid, torn sky, dick joke."

Scientists try to pinpoint the exact moment when manic becomes depressive.

Eagerly I wished the morrow, Vainly had I tried to borrow, From mudshows surcease of sorrow, Sorrow for this great eyesore, Quoth the baldman, "Nevermore".

The writers' strike really hit the Oscar ceremony hard.

Ladies and Gentlemen: Redneck Woodstock.