OK Jehova's Witnesses, your move.

"I would like to move my house to the top of a mountain." "We can't do that, sir." "Well what CAN you do?"

"...It'll be the sweetest pool ever."

"STOP EVERYTHING! Turns out my metal detector just has bad wiring..."

Construction was almost complete before the foreman realized that "inconvenience store" was a typo.

Foreclose this, bitch.

After the nuclear war there will be three things left in world: Cockroaches, Keith Richards, and Starbucks

In New Orleans, those unable to afford flood insurance are forced to get creative.

the giant butt-print means that when Rosie sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...

the food was awesome but the parking? don't get me started on the fucking parking....

The sweatshop where Snorg Tees are made. Way to support human rights, assholes.

Shmichael is a fucking douchebag

George Bush's original model for the 9-11 memorial came to him in a burst of inspiration while he was playing in the white house sandbox with a sandcastle bucket and his Polly-Pocket Condemnable Structure Playset.

I am Legend has had a major influence on how one young architect thinks.

"Yes, in fact I am the king of turd mountain."