OK Jehova's Witnesses, your move.
Roland1232"I would like to move my house to the top of a mountain." "We can't do that, sir." "Well what CAN you do?"
Shmichael"...It'll be the sweetest pool ever."
aborym"STOP EVERYTHING! Turns out my metal detector just has bad wiring..."
CaptainSpankyConstruction was almost complete before the foreman realized that "inconvenience store" was a typo.
flyingmnkyForeclose this, bitch.
TrevAfter the nuclear war there will be three things left in world: Cockroaches, Keith Richards, and Starbucks
monsterjavabassIn New Orleans, those unable to afford flood insurance are forced to get creative.
AdjectiveNounthe giant butt-print means that when Rosie sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house...
namesnatcherthe food was awesome but the parking? don't get me started on the fucking parking....
markemThe sweatshop where Snorg Tees are made. Way to support human rights, assholes.
aborymShmichael is a fucking douchebag
theseattlesevenGeorge Bush's original model for the 9-11 memorial came to him in a burst of inspiration while he was playing in the white house sandbox with a sandcastle bucket and his Polly-Pocket Condemnable Structure Playset.
dillyI am Legend has had a major influence on how one young architect thinks.
Rienke"Yes, in fact I am the king of turd mountain."
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