S/M/DOM looking for submissive. Must like crowds. Must be endangered. No fatties.

After endless negotiation, Ling Ling and Lo Pei agreed to reproduce, but only under certain conditions...

I'll give you three guesses to tell me which country this comes from, but you'll only need one.

Having never participated in "Drive your S&M Panda to Work Day," Mr. and Mrs. Nowasaki weren't quite sure where to park...or if the smaller, sportier panda had even given consent....

Build a gimp

This might sound a little racist, but I'm starting to think all Canadians look the same.

Quiet! Quiet on the set! "Ling-Ling Does Bangkok 4," Scene 3, take one...ACTION!!!

This is like the worst petting zoo ever.

Dear Savage Love: I'm a 22-yr-old guy with a BDSM fetish. I know you're thinking "so fucking what", but here's the thing...

You can lead dominant panda to submissive panda but you can't make it BDSM.

Yep, you guessed it... Frank Stallone.

Oh, that? That's normal.

The Chinese version of Winnie the Pooh is not gay.

Panda's who have been sexually abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol, and 3.8 times more likely to become addicted to drugs.

I dunno... Michael Jackson say he meet us here with money...where that crazy fucker at?!!