S/M/DOM looking for submissive. Must like crowds. Must be endangered. No fatties.
After endless negotiation, Ling Ling and Lo Pei agreed to reproduce, but only under certain conditions...
I'll give you three guesses to tell me which country this comes from, but you'll only need one.
Build a gimp
Having never participated in "Drive your S&M Panda to Work Day," Mr. and Mrs. Nowasaki weren't quite sure where to park...or if the smaller, sportier panda had even given consent....
This might sound a little racist, but I'm starting to think all Canadians look the same.
Quiet! Quiet on the set! "Ling-Ling Does Bangkok 4," Scene 3, take one...ACTION!!!
Dear Savage Love:
I'm a 22-yr-old guy with a BDSM fetish. I know you're thinking "so fucking what", but here's the thing...
This is like the worst petting zoo ever.
You can lead dominant panda to submissive panda but you can't make it BDSM.
Oh, that? That's normal.
Yep, you guessed it...
Panda's who have been sexually abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol, and 3.8 times more likely to become addicted to drugs.
If this doesn't get these damn pandas to mate Dr Chan, I don't know what will.
I dunno... Michael Jackson say he meet us here with money...where that crazy fucker at?!!